You win.

While I was buying a helmet together with the road bike:

" Ya, xiao mei, ni 'M' size jiu gou le, bu shi ni tou da, zhi shi ni tou fa da ba liao."

This translates into:

Young girl, you only need a medium-sized helmet, not large. After all, it's not your head that's so big, IT'S JUST YOUR HAIR WHICH IS."


To my many friends who tease me endlessly, mercilessly and tortuously about my mane of hair, OKAY, YOU WIN.